I missed my program.
I stayed out too late last night.
Better get TiVo. (Scutter)

The eye of the storm
a hurricane is paused now
The sky has TiVo. (Hunter Green)

I'm happy at work
TiVo is watching Tee Vee
so I don't have to. (TivoKid)

the TiVo remote
it is shaped like a dog bone
Rover chewed it up. (katya)

Ants on the carpet
Food stuff all over the place
TiVo is to blame (Radnor)

The salmon stares back
I can't understand the fish
Best Buy's Feng Shui stinks (Radnor)

And some Tivo Limmericks

When there's time I need to recoup
I'll throw these networks for a loop!
When I'm watching my show
And they stop for some dough
I'll booboop, booboop, booboop! (DJRobX)

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There once was a woman named Ruth,
Who suddenly realized the truth:
She woke up one day,
And she said, Hey!
Live TV is really uncouth.

To amazon.com she did go,
Where she bought herself a TiVo
Now she watches Buffy
And never gets huffy,
No commercials since long, long ago. (Ruth)

With my TiVo I like to record
Day or Night, I'll never be bored.
Keep until I delete
30 second skip and repeat
The peanut I always hoard. (scottjf8)

Life before TiVo wasn't fun
A slave to the network I'd become
Then came the one eyed box
It knocked me out of my socks
That's when I knew that the TiVO guy won (LiveBlues)

There once was a product named Tivo.
That's when my old VCR got the heave-ho.
I've been recording all day
Which has caused (sad to say)
That my living room I never leave-o (personal92082)